exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Randomize
