u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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