Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
