what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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