Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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