Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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