Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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