My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
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