did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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