he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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