I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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