what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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