I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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