I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Randomize
