i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
