thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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