You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
The cops high fived after they tackled you
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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