Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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