super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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