he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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