How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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