i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Found the puke drawer
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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