her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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