I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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