And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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