Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I have aggressive nipples.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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