I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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