on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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