You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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