I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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