Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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