If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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