So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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