I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Randomize
