it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
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