She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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