It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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