So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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