i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
he just fucked me for my cheese..
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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