I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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