I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
All I want is dick and wine.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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