He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
did you just send me my own nude
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Randomize
