Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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