Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
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