Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
