She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Drunk walkin through police station. America
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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