Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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