you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
She told me I should be a condom model.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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