good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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