Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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