Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Randomize
