guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Banned from zoo.
Again?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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