goodnight i made you a song goodbye
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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