Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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