Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Randomize
