Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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