I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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